i just had lizard's thicket lunch with an old friend whom i adore. she's now a paramedic & i make her tell me crazy work stories each time we get together. please can i tell you this one- she had to respond to a drunk dude out of his mind at a gas station. apparantly he was standing on his car taking a crap! ewwwwwww. hahahha. what the heck? when they asked what he was doing he was like "i needed a place to go boo boo." BOO BOO?! ahahhaha. i seriously laughed for an hour. they took him away & i think he ended up at the mental hospital getting evaluated. the "boo boo" fell off the car & someone stepped in it. omg. ha!
we continued to laugh about old college memories like...
the time i dressed up as lil weezy for halloween my freshman year of college when "back that ass up" was popular. we rolled up in the gmp in our costumes- i'm suprised i wasn't shot. i actually ended up making some new friends that nite.
also the time we skipped class to go to the 'clipse concert & were the only white people on the front row. we got on mtv's homecoming special- it was awesome.
and the time we got invited to the frat crush party, but didn't know what it was & got freaked out when dudes came up & told us we were their "crushes."
and the time piercings went down in daytona beach on our church trip.
the list continues. hilarious stuff- i love that girl!
in other news i'm really excited about this new job. i talked to my broker today & he was so happy for me & really cool about still letting me do part-time real estate, etc. yay. i was kinda nervous about that. God is working everything out like i couldn't even imagine. geez He's great.
doing a complete 180, jonathan told me i should wear only my gamecock poncho & heels when i deliver emanuel's cookies. i screamed out laughing forever. that is terrible, and hilarious.
finally, as you know the e fell off my escort a little while ago so i'm pimpin the 'scort' these days. my license plate begins with hsx. of course, what else would sarah call my car, but the hot sex scort mobile. great. i need a new car...bad.
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