if you know me well, you know i have a bad habit of laughing at the worst times possible. my friend once gave me a sticker that said "it's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious."
i've been kicked out of a church service with my girl scout troup (yes for 1 year i was a girl scout)for laughing, i've crawled on the floor out of the back row of a class at USC to escape notice due to a laugh attack at my teacher, i've gotten detention for laughing on a school trip after we'd crossed "the silent bridge," i laugh everytime i see someone fall or get hurt. it's bad, y'all.
well today i had to do a therapy visit for a child at the Ft. Jackson daycare. Ft. Jackson is all scary & serious - you have to show your id, insurance card, registration, etc. & sign in 500 times to get where the kids are. so i have to be all professional & stuff- and it's the times i'm supposed to be serious that i have the hardest problem not laughing at incidents.
well i'd run by bojangles to grab a sweet tea bc i was falling asleep already so in the car i accidentally spilled some on my crotch. awesome. i was already giggling about that. well, please let me tell you that when i got to the classroom all the 2 year olds were sitting in a circle & the teacher was trying to get them to clap their hands in a pattern by singing the following song:
"we got it, we got it, we all got the clap.
we got it, we got it, we all got the clap."
and i straight up lost it. i choked on my tea, spit some out on the floor & had to walk back out of the room. I'M 5 YEARS OLD. ahahhahahahhaha.
after composing myself i walked back in to get the child i was going to work with & started laughing again. i had to keep apologizing to the teacher lady. it was terrible. i don't think she even had a clue. story of my life.
6 comments:
awesome. that just gave me the giggles
i would've had to walk out the room. there is no question in my mind.
case in point... the gathering.. that time when i wrote you something real quick but you read my dustin notes on accident. i can still see your face... trying to figure out why.. in the middle of church I'd pass you a note that said, "dont let SIN control your life" hahahahha.
HYSTERICAL! I love it! I myself have issues with laughing and being a pastor's daughter doesnt help when you get the giggles in church and your dad stares ya down, ya know you're getting a whooping after church! OHHH mellie, i adore you.
i just laughed out loud. really, i did. i just love you.
that is awesome.
bpr
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
this is hilarious. mellie you are the best. i'm so glad i saw you today!
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