after the show...

6 year old little boy: can i have your autograph?

me: sure!! did you like the show?

him: yeah, it was great.

[runs off. 5 minutes later...]

same 6 year old little boy: can i have your autograph?

me: i think i already signed your program? yep, there's my name.

him: will you sign another page?

me: oh sure, show me where.

[runs off. 3 minutes later...]

same 6 year old little boy: can i get your autograph?

me: again?? i already signed it 2 times, but ok.

his older sister "jess": YOU WERE HIS FAVORITE, BLOSSOM!

him: JESSSS!!!!! i'm gonna kill you!!!!

[growls at his sister & chases her off. don't see him again]

me: bahahahaha

castmate: you cougar