oh my gosh, i haven't stopped laughing all day. i subbed for a child development class (4 & 5 yr. olds) today & please can i just tell you some funny things that happened?
1) the entire class busted into that song about "up in the club go zoom zoom" whatever and did the "wrist pop dance." let me tell you, those little chirrin can dance.
2) some poor little girl walked by me in the cafeteria with sleeping beauty panties dragging out the bottom of her jean leg. i choked on my honey bun laughing- literally had to leave the cafeteria because i couldn't stop laughing. when i get tickled over something, i'm out for the count seriously. i'm the worst sub on the planet. the panties finally fell out in the middle of the floor & i couldn't tell her to turn around & pick them up bc i couldn't catch my breath. omg.
3) we had cupcakes for some girl's 5th birthday & one little guy was eating his cupcake icing first & that red icing was all up on his mouth like bozo the clown. that already struck me funny, but he didn't realize it, of course, and i looked down at him to see his serious bozo face singing "i wanna love you" by akon.
4) at recess one little boy started yelling "watch out for the hot lava, watch out for the hot lava" about people going down the slide. some other kids apparently have never heard the words "hot lava" and started saying "hot lover" instead. one girl yelled out, "miss boozer! don't go down the slide. you'll end up on the hot lover!!" i was like "where the f is the slide?" -not aloud, of course- haha. funniest day ever!!!!!!!
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